Heya, internet.

It is so swell to see you again. Can you believe that it's almost spring already? Would it be the least bit out of place if we were to create a metaphor relating rebirth and awakening to the change of the seasons and the appearance of flowers? Great, great. So nice to hear it.

Our entry in the Dogfish Off-Centered Film Fest, "Tea Party Hijinks," is now available for your streaming-in-oh-so-sexy-HD pleasure:

(People "in the know" can see all of the Tasty Dude Films videos as soon as they go up by visiting www.youtube.com/tastydudefilms and subscribing to our channel... but of course you already knew that, didn't you? You crafty minx, you.)

Tasty Dude Films has been nominated in the "Best Filmmaker" category in the Portland Phoenix's 2010 Best Of awards! You can vote for us at the Phoenix's website. Click right here or tap on the nifty button below. It's totally okay to do either one.

The site is being updated regularly with music videos, short films, and sketches. Click around and see if you don't enjoy yourself. Just relax -- take as much time as you need. You look really nice today.